I believe that gas is too damn high Ain't nothing more American than mama's apple pie I believe in love, I believe in peace But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East I believe a Bible is cold hard fact And I believe that Jesus is coming back Oh, she does I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest The tax man and the devil share the same address I believe don't start, you're gonna flip I believe to keep your mouth shut will carry a big stick I believe dogs are better than cats And I believe that Jesus is coming back Oh, she does There's absolutely positive evil down in my mind That old Jay did it, they hardly did Oh, she's really gone this time I believe our cold, cold beer Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now and then I believe it's best to pay in cash And I believe that Jesus is coming back Oh, she does There's absolutely positive evil down in my mind That old Jay did it, they hardly did Oh, she's really gone this time I believe she wore a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like her get away I believe she meant it, the nice she had I said Jesus is coming back Oh, she does Oh, she does Oh, she does