I am complete Fuck Yes, you are fucked Shit out of luck Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck This world will be mine And you're first in line You brought me the pick and now you shall both die Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker We challenge you to a rock-off Give us one chance to rock your socks off Fuck, fuck, fuck The demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch? If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell And also you will have to pay our rent Then what if I win? Then you can take Cage back to hell What? Trust me Cage, it's the only way What the fuck are you talking about? To be your little bitch Fine, let the rock-off begin I'm the devil, I love metal Check this riff, it's fucking tasty I'm the devil, I can do what I want Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost I can't wait to take Cage back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel No! Come on Cage, bring the thunder There's just no way that we can win That was a masterpiece Listen to me He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man Goddammit Cage! He gonna make you his sex slave You gonna gargle mayonnaise No Unless we bust a massive monster-mama-jam Dude, we've been through so much shit Deactivated lasers with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucker down Come on Cage, now it's time to blow doors down I hear your jibbles, now it's time to blow doors down Light up the stage, cause it's time for a showdown We'll bend you over, then we'll take it up round town Now we've got to blow this fucker down It's gonna rain me if we do not blow doors down Come on Cage, cause it's time to blow doors down Who will fire and drive you? It's time for the smackdown Hey, aren't you crazy? Beelzebub We know your weakness A rockin' sauce We rock the casbah And blow your mind We will defeat you For all mankind You hold the center We hold the key You are the devil We are the D We are the D You guys are fuckin' lame Come on Cage, you're comin' with me Taste my lightning, fucker No! Oh, fuck My fuckin' horn Oh, no From whence you came, you shall remain Until you are complete again No! Fuck you Cage And fuck you jibbles I'll get you, tenacious D