Those vampire bats will give you a fright Eatin' apples both day and night They rest for a minute, maybe three Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree They don't care about nada, not zilch, no nothin' Except bringin' about an orchard's destruction Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss These bats are mamas and papas too They care for the young just like we ponies do Oh gimme a break, you're bein' too kind These creatures have a one-track mind The orchard is not their restaurant But do they ever think what others may want? No, they don't, and that is just a fact These bats, they simply don't know how to act That's where I have to disagree They're loyal to their family Spreading seeds both far and wide You see one comin', you better run and hide They're big and ugly and mean as sin Will you look at the state my trees are in? They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster They've turned my life to a total disaster Well I for one don't have a doubt These vermin must be stamped right out I second that, they've got to go These bats, they've got to hit the road It comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line it's time to fight them back Stop the bats, stop the bats Make them go and not come back Stop the bats, stop the bats Make them go and not come back Stop the bats, stop the bats Make them go and not come back Yes it comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line it's time that we attack *