Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Wai is pleased to present to you his final surprise of the season. A command performance by Christine Daae, the most heavenly diva of this or any age. But first, for those of you whose taste is a little more earthbound. The sweetheart of the midway. The ooh-la-la girl. The incomparable. I took a little trip to Coney Island to get away from all the city sprawl. I couldn't bear to choose which bathing suit to use. So goodness me, I guess I brought them all. But when at last I got to Coney Island and found myself a spot upon the sand, I noticed something strange. There was no place to change. Uh-oh. And so I asked my friends to lend a hand. Girls. Bathing Beauty, take a look at you. Bathing Beauty on the beach. Bathing Beauty, say hello. What a beauty, what a peach. Bathing Beauty, watch her go. Cozy under her parasol. She is what you call a real spectacle. Grim and proper with class and boys. But she's got the boys at the plenty call. Bathing Beauty on the beach. We see her practically go. We're in a small land, here in Coney Island. Bathing Beauty must shine. Bathing Beauty on the beach. Stripes. Oh, what a cutie, what a peach. Spots. Bathing Beauty. Bathing Beauty. Checks. Checks. Checks. Checks. Checks. Checks. Oops. Bathing Beauty on the beach. We see her practically go. Take it inside in with all the boys around it. Roll it in clover and get it tattled over. We're in a small land, here in Coney Island. Bathing Beauty. Cover. Bathing Beauty. Say hello. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Meg Chiri, the Ula Lava. In just a few moments, Christine Daae, the world's most celebrated songbird, will be making her American debut here at Fantasma. But first, performing feats of miraculous muscular strength. The mighty...