Do you have the time to listen to me whine,
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those,
Melodramatic fools,
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps adding up,
I think I'm cracking up.
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink,
To analyze my dreams,
She said it's lack of *** that's bringing me down.
I went to a *,
She said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps adding up,
I think I'm cracking up.
Am I just paranoid?
I don't know.
Grasping to control,
So I better hold on.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps adding up,
I think I'm cracking up.
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just stoned?
