I'm talkin' on the phone with someone Cause when I call, I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer, just play it Cause when I call, I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer Hey dad, it's me, um Oh, I'm Tyler, I think I be your son Sorry, I called you the wrong name See, my brain's splitting, dad isn't your name See, that gets a little more fitting Mom was only 20 when you ain't have any fucks to spare You Nigerian fuck, now I'm stuck with this shitty facial hair Also stuck with a beautiful home with a case of stairs See you not being there, fucking fire started my damn career But fuck it, I got Clancy, he gave me the chance to see A world I wasn't supposed to, I'm stoked that I didn't know you But sucks you ain't give a fuck and considered a sperm donor Now, fuckers in no coma, I'm changing my shit to Haley And I just ain't being passive, nigga, you a fucking faggot, nigga Got a show on Monday, guess you ain't getting no passes, nigga But if I ever had the chance to ask this nigga And call him, I hope he answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer Cause when I cross, when I call, baby Even the phone is bigger than what's up to you Suck my fucking dick and swallow this case of nuts Ace hate your guts, I'm a selfish fuck And I ain't sharing green as if I'm facing blunts Chief Frank is out the closet, Haji's an alcoholic Sid might be bipolar, but fuck it, I couldn't call it Supposed to be gone till November, but quickly came back in August I left you once through September to clearly remember August I would like to tell my grandma, but she just nostalgic I'll call her number, but she won't answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer I hope you answer Cause when I cross, when I call, baby Even the phone is bigger than what's up to you I hope you answer You claim to hate my fucking guts But say I'm on an island in Thailand and I was wild And if I got stranded, had to man up and hold my nuts And hope that I can live off salt water and fucking coconuts Phone ain't got no service, it's 3G, it's fucking worthless Day is getting dark like the area's turning urban You'll be fucking nervous, like me inside of a church is But I'ma get in contact with God Listen, I hope you answer The last version's about this girl