I do feel a little emotional.
I'm actually currently living with an addict.
My partner is addicted to crystal meth.
And that's a lie.
I'm just kidding.
It's not true.
Calm down.
It's not true.
But he is addicted to collecting replicas of historical firearms,
which I think we can all agree is worse.
It's objectively a worse hobby than cooking meth in the basement.
It definitely takes up more space, right?
And I'm not anti-hobby.
I think we should all have hobbies.
I think it's good for all of us as people to have hobbies.
But when you have a large fake gun for every year your dad ignored you,
just go to therapy.