(Roger Taylor)

God help us all we're a nation of haircuts
How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts
We don't make ships and we don't make cars
But we look real good hanging out in bars
You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts
Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes
Check your hair
Last weeks thing - oh dear

But we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah we salute you
You're so *** cool

Check your threads, check your cred but you better not smile
Don't move too quick you might spoil your hairstyle
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes
Check your hair
Looking good - yeah

And we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah we salute you
You're so *** cool

You gotta drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts
You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts