You have the mic on the piano quite low, just keeping it like maracas, you know. You know those old pianos. Piano. And now... Sugarbomb Fairy, Sugarbomb Fairy. I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before But he was really sure he was from a house of war I saw a film today, oh boy The English army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to laugh Having read the war I'd love to turn again Four, five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight I read the news today, oh boy Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to get way out Now they know how to turn you Four, five, six, seven, eight Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Eighteen, nineteen, twenty