My heart is paralyzed, my head was oversized, I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me, you're leaving now for my own good That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane, fried, dipped in suntan, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Saying help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater, felt like no one caught her, I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies and ways to say goodbyes My pride still feels the sting, you were my everything, someday I'll find a love like yours A love like yours She'll think I'm Superman, not Superman even, how could you live on Yom Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got ran over by a crappy purple scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She dropped off in the desert, drowned in a hot tub, danced in the Lebanese side of nightclubs Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies and ways to say goodbyes I wanna live a thousand lives with you, I wanna be the one you die to, love, but you don't want to That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say She went down in an airplane, fried, getting suntanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She met a shark underwater, felt like no one caught her, I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion, got ran over by a crappy purple scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes She dropped off in the desert, drowned in a hot tub, danced in the Lebanese side of nightclubs Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies and ways to say goodbyes