Oh ho ho! Debi just hit the wall, she never had it all One prozac a day, husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24 Only been with one man, what happened to her plan? She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of White Snake's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life and nothing has been all right Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 1985 She's seen all the classics, she knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire She rocked out to Wham! Not a big Limp Bizkit fan, thought she'd get a hand On a member of Duran Duran Wears the mini skirt, made of snake skin And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen? When did reality become TV? Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio? Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 1985 She hates time, make it stop When did Motley Crue become classic rock? And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this stop, stop, stop And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool Cause she's still preoccupied with 1985 Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985