My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all Even if I could, it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all Even if I could, it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got them There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot them But anyways, *** it, what's been up man, how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her, I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground *** that you did with Scam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the *** you did with Rockets too, that *** was phat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, it's just a chat It's all of yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan My tears don't cool, I'm wondering why But now that I've read it all The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all Even if I could, it'd all be grey But your picture on my wall, it reminds me That it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Slim, you still ain't called a roll I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad I just think it's ***ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the concert, you didn't have to But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, that's my little brother man He's only six years old, we waited in the blistering cold for you It's four hours and you just said no That's pretty ***ty man, you're like his ***ing idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met in Denver? You said if I write you, you would write back See I'm just like you in a way, I never knew my father neither He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a ***ty day, I drift away and put them on Cause I don't really got *** else, so that *** helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds Like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7 But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too Tears don't cool, I wonder why But I'm not mad at all The morning rain knocked out my window And I can't see at all Even if I could, it'd all be gray Put your picture on my wall In the morning dream And it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear mister, I'm too good to call or write my fans This'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on them perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in a car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins from the air of the night About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at his show he found him That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you slim, we could've been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe without me See slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk Hey slim, that's my girl been screaming in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up See I ain't like you, cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more And then she'll die too, well, gotta go I'm almost at the bridge now, oh ***, I forgot How am I supposed to send this *** out? I'm almost at the bridge now, oh ***, I forgot How am I supposed to send this *** out? Tears don't hold, I'm wondering how But I'm not bad at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all Even if I could, it'd all be gray Put your picture on my wall And you *** my arm and tell me that it's not so bad It's not so bad Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must've missed you Don't think I did that *** intentionally just to *** you But what's the *** you said about who's like to cut your wrist too? I say that *** just clowning, dawg, come on, how ***ed up is she? You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this *** about us meant to be together? That type of ***'ll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other But maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself I think that you'll be doing just fine if you relax a little I'm glad I inspired you, but Stan, why are you so mad? Try to understand that I knew once you was a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy *** I seen this one *** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was... it was you Damn Thanks for watching!