Street Performer 1: Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
Background singers: S-I-M-P,
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1 and Background Singers: S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be movin' like me...
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France...
Background singers: She can't see the-
Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P,
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Yeah...
Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Background singers: Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Street Performer 1: Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...
Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
Background singers: (S...)
S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singers: (I...)
S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singers: (M...)
S to the I to the M to the P! Street Performer 1: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singers: (S...)
S to the I to the M to the P! Street Performer 2: If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
Background singers: (I..)
S to the I to the M to the P! Street Performer 2: If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
Background singers: (M...)
S to the I to the M to the P! Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: Ain't about love! Ain't about romance!
I got squirrels in my pants!