Police car, I didn't want to go this morning Police car, I didn't want to go this morning Police car, I didn't want to go, shot him in the head with my .44 this morning Roll your dice and have your fun this morning Roll your dice and have your fun this morning Roll your dice and have your fun this morning Roll your dice and have your fun this morning There's an old John lying on a log this morning There's an old John lying on a log this morning There's an old John lying on a log, swingin' round and drinkin' his eye of the hog this morning Down with the trigger and bangin' with the gun this morning No little secret I ain't gonna tell this morning No little secret I ain't gonna tell this morning No little secret I ain't gonna tell what happened this morning There's old John sittin' on a plow this morning Tryin' to get a move on but he don't know how this morning Like a home, like a poor man's house Well, police come, I didn't wanna go this mornin' *