Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted, striped or even checked
With some glamour guaranteeing
Every fibre of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau
To your death bed you're on view, so
Never compromise, accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Staying in or hitting townwards
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things to find en route
That in negligee or formal
I am anything but normal
Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Now you don't need a recital
Of the reasons why it's vital
That tonight my trappings will not be subsued
That from coronet to sandal
No one else is worth a candle
That I couldn't make more impact in the ***
So bring me all my finest
Most audacious, mi divine-ist
Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
Most arresting, most heart-stopping
Most free flowing, most eye popping
Because dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere