What are you looking at, lover boy? It won't do you any good Cause I know you're kind If you wanna be mine We gotta get this understood Oh, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover, that's sure You're special of the day, no way I do farewell, bonjour Hold on my prince, but there's no chance in hell for you, for sure If you think I will be your, be your lover, that's sure Pas moi Lover, that's sure Not me I am well aware of your good looks and sexy ways Serving up yourself to girls to satisfy your taste The fresh catch of the day on your Romeo buffet Served up hot and ready, just having it your way Well, if I'm on the menu, you'd better get this straight Me and you had better come to terms before you *** your plate Don't even place your order if you believe that I Am just some cheesy little dish, just another cheeky pie No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover, that's sure You're special of the day, no way I do farewell, bonjour Hold on my prince, but there's no chance in hell that I'll endure The fact that I would only be your lover, that's sure Oublie moi Forget me Still looking, lover boy? Have you changed your view? I told you once, I'll say it again I'll take no mirror from you That's *** If you want something appetizing, something real and satisfying I'll be worth a second look, but that's the only way Cause I'm not gonna be your, be your, I'm more than sure You're playmate of the day, no way I do farewell, bonjour Cause I won't be caught up in all your charm and your allure No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover, that's sure No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover, that's sure You're special of the day, no way I do farewell, bonjour Hold on my prince, but there's no chance in hell that I'll endure The fact that I would only be your lover, that's sure No, I'm not gonna be your, be your lover, that's sure Your lover, that's sure C'est dommage, too bad Now I am not for your amusement I'm not a toy You're nothing but trouble You're a bad, bad boy Well, I'm a tasty starter Or I'm a full-course meal Dessert or after-dinner drink And you can have your fill Pardon my French Two knuckles, four days, ennuise I'll do it all more vague or soon Any questions? Oh, my French is awful, but my love is awesome Oh, they're gonna laugh at me in France, sorry