Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!)
You don’t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!)
You just gotta sing

(Akon)

I just had *** (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-*** ways of the past

(Samberg)

Have you ever had ***? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having *** should make a nice man out the meanest

(Jorma Taccone)

Never guess where I just came from, I had ***
If I had to describe the feelin’, it was the best
When I had the ***, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Samberg)

Oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had ***, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)

I just had *** (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world

To be honest, I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn’t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain’t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life

I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘Cause honestly, I’d have *** with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

So this one’s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us * you

She kept lookin’ at her watch (Doesn’t matter, had ***!)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn’t matter, had ***!)
I think she might’ve been a racist (Doesn’t matter, had ***!)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts!)

I just had *** (Ay)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had *** in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had se-e-ex (Everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (We all had ***!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had se-ay-ee-ex (I just had ***)
And I’ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin’-*** ways of the past