This is my mom, this is my dad, they are great folks to have around They'll feed you guys and I'll provide the stories that's in my hometown La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la And while you help dad clean my car, I'll take my shot, hang out for more Then you can watch dad's favorite show, repeat it twice, we'll have a ball La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la We'll take them on a honeymoon, one room, two beds, why do you frown? We'll keep our safe, my mom and dad, however far from our hometown La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la And if you ever wonder why we never spend time on our own I could not bear to leave them out, they look so sad when they're alone And if their talking and their twitching makes you scream you want to drown My dad will take you on a tour of all the lakes in our hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown Hometown