[al:The Eminem Show]
Damn, you straight dogg?
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
All these bitches on my dick
That's how dudes be gettin' sick
That's how dicks' be gettin' drips
Fallin' victims to this ***
From these bitches on our dicks
***in' chickens with no ribs
That's why I ain't got no time
Yo, I woke up, *** up off the liquor I drunk
I had a bag of tha skunk, one and last night's tunk
Pussy residue was on my penis, Denise, from the Cleaners
*** me good, you should've seen us
Big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french role stylin', body like a stallion
Sizin' up the figure, while my *** gettin' bigga
Debatin' on to *** her, do I wanna be a nigga
Caressin' this bitch, plus I'm checkin' out them tits
Sippin' on that fine ***, I ain't use to buyin'
I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like takin' ho's money, but that's another story
For surely your pussy on toast, after we toast
Our clothes fell like Bishop and Juice
The womb beater, clean pussy eater, insertin' my john
In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
Response I got when I was knockin' it
Clocks steadin' tickin', kinky finger lickin'
The cannon, seen us at my temple when she moans
I gotta slow down before I cum soon
And work that nigga, like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foamin' at the lips, the ones between the hips
Pubic hair's lookin' like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though
Pussy tighter than conditions of his black folks
Bein' a vinyl stretched, the last part of sex
I bust a fat ass nut - then I woke up next
Like, what the *** is goin' on here?
This bitch evaporated, pussy and all just picked up and vaccated
And now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected
And doctor Wesley tellin' me I ain't really got that ***
Now I don't wanna hit no women when this chicks got it comin'
Someone better get this bitch before she gets kicked in the stomach
And she's pregnant, but she's eggin' me on, beggin' me to throw her
Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force
And I don't wanna resort to violence of any sort
But why's she shovin' me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
Wasn't she huggin' me four minutes ago at the door?
Man I'm this close to goin' toe to toe with this ***
What would you do if she was tellin' you she wants a divorce
She's havin' another baby in a month and it's yours
And you found it isn't cause this bitch has been visitin'
Someone else and suckin' his dick and kissin' you on the lips
When you get back to Michigan, Now the plot has thickend 'n worse
Cause you feel like you've been stickin' your ***in' dick in a hurse
So your paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this ***, you've been holdin' your dick
So you go to the clinic, sweatin' every minute you're in it
And it's obvious to everyone in the lobby, it's aids
He ain't even gotta call in you the office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gon' get that ho
And when you see her, you're gonna bend her ***in' neck back yo
Cause you love her, you never would've expect that blow
Obie told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don't believe this bitch works at the Cleaner's
Bringin' me home diseases swingin' from Obie's penis
She's so deceiving, *** this ho's a genious
She gee'd us
Yeah, *** these bitches
*** 'em all"
Eminem mutha ***a
New millenium ***