(J. Entwistle)
Track Music, Inc.

Well you heard of the shake and the boogaloo
The mashed potato and the hoochie coo
You heard of the twist and the funky chicken too
Well here's a new dance that's gonna teach you to do.

Here's the first dance and It's really easy
Well it's kind of hard work and called the wheezy
You just run on the spot as fast as you can go
And when you get tired you just puff and blow.
And do the wheezy baby
Do the wheezy baby
Do the wheezy baby
Everybody get up and dance c'mon

Here's another dance that I think you'll like
You stand still and do nothing and it's called the strike
You don't have to use your body ain't it a groove
You just wait until someone else makes the first move.
Do the strike baby
Do the strike baby
Do the strike baby
Everybody get up and dance c'mon

Well theirs a brand new dance with a brand new angle
It's the very last waltz and it's called the dangle
You tie a rope round your neck and stand on a chair
And you kick it away and your dancing on air.
Do the dangle baby
Do the dangle baby
Do the dangle baby
Everybody get up and stand
To the dangle baby
To the dangle baby
To the dangle baby
Everybody get up and scream c'mon